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billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

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tertiusvonfluffenwelter:

FUN FACT of the DAY: BOOBYTRAP backwards spells PARTYBOOB

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neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

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tob132:

adventuroustexts:

I see so many people wanting John Egbert to be Crocker John. It’s a great and scary concept and all, but all I could think of was…
…no. 

She can’t have him.

No one can.



You see, he’s not like the other characters. No one can have John Egbert. That’s his role. Ever since the beginning of Homestuck

John has always been the steadfast most annoyingly difficult to control character, and even the almighty Condesce and Caliborn himself can’t control him. 
He is mastered by no demon, no elder god, no omnipotent doggies friendly or otherwise, and certainly no fish queen. John Egbert is, as of now, the one truly free character in all of Homestuck, held back only by his love for his friends and no weaker bonds.

He’s the orginal and perfect embodiment of a breath player. you can’t control the wind, you just deal with all the shit it does. 

tob132:

adventuroustexts:

I see so many people wanting John Egbert to be Crocker John. It’s a great and scary concept and all, but all I could think of was…

…no. 

She can’t have him.

No one can.

You see, he’s not like the other characters. No one can have John Egbert. That’s his role. Ever since the beginning of Homestuck

John has always been the steadfast most annoyingly difficult to control character, and even the almighty Condesce and Caliborn himself can’t control him. 

He is mastered by no demon, no elder god, no omnipotent doggies friendly or otherwise, and certainly no fish queen. John Egbert is, as of now, the one truly free character in all of Homestuck, held back only by his love for his friends and no weaker bonds.

He’s the orginal and perfect embodiment of a breath player. you can’t control the wind, you just deal with all the shit it does. 

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pie-and-perdition:

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wantonsexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wontona type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

no come back that was gold

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fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

overdosed-on-apathy:

This post had me at finger pants.

HORSE TORNADO.

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thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

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sfuckingella:

theproudamoeba:

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ok well maybe just that one time

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IT JUST TAKES SO MANY TURNS

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BE HORRIFIED BY OR SAD ABOUT OR LAUGHING AT

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stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

bloody-dragon:

IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.


YOU NEED:

-WATER
-FLOUR
-TOILET PAPER
-SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
-SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
-FAKE BLOOD
-2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).

optional: powder brush and blue food dye.

Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Blitz means camera flash.

great for cosplay, too!

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bluekomadori:

The tutorial of how I achieve watercolor effect in Sai! :) I highly recommend using real watercolor paintings (your own or ones found on the internet) as reference.

And here you can find a few useful links: 

  1. You can download the Sai file of this picture here: link 
  2. Video process of painting another picture: link
  3. The old watercolor tutorial: link
  4. Sai brushes (none of them is made by me) link + file you need to open them in Sai: link
  5. Awesome watercolor brushes made by Kyle T Webster: link

Here’s the finished painting: link

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novakian:

I just realized

some hipster-type blogs are following me

but my blog’s nothing but fandom

and they’re liking but not reblogging my fandom posts

it’s okay, hipsters

your secret’s safe

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noizybunnyboy:

ドラマダログ① | 倉吉サム 
Please do not remove source

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